What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:15
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
What is after school detention like in your school?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.